I am rockin' a pair of baby pink jeans made of the softest fabric that scintillates ever so brightly decked with decorative buttons and fancy curlicues.
If that doesn't tickle your fancy, then check out how much I got it for.
$7. Original price? $36.
I know, I know. So maybe you wouldn't even dare accept this cutesy atrocity as a gift. But hey, it was preview day sale at Macy's today and flashy pink jeans aside, their deals will really knock your socks off.
Sale runs from 9am-11pm tomorrow.
Good night, my sinfully stingy San Diegans.